When life gives you lemons, find sugar and water..

lifeofaquietloudgirl: bellathegod: damirandawrites: Da Great...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:34:12 -0400

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

Penguizzle Books

wearitasawormstach: tall: pocketpinya: boomette: look at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:07:24 -0400

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

thats-slightly-raven: You sick bastard.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:05:38 -0400

thats-slightly-raven:

You sick bastard.

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:03:32 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:26 -0400

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:35:26 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:49:03 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:47:25 -0400

starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:37:26 -0400

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

lordjaysus: sallynopants: One night President Obama and his...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:35:30 -0400

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

iamnofallenstar: unchained-reaction: kiwiiprincess: skate-high...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:34:03 -0400

iamnofallenstar:

unchained-reaction:

kiwiiprincess:

skate-high:

Vincent van Whoa

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG

I will never stop staring at this

rneerkat: darrynek: rneerkat: if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:26:53 -0400

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:26:29 -0400

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

s-onic-youth: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits....

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:25:28 -0400

s-onic-youth:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

I might or might not have kicked an 8 year old in the balls when I was 11 years old because he was annoying me to my breaking point.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:23:18 -0400

I'm only in it for the lolz: denizencolours: masamaruskull: rb-modblog: french-miaou: you mean to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:17:27 -0400

I'm only in it for the lolz: denizencolours: masamaruskull: rb-modblog: french-miaou: you mean to...:

denizencolours:

masamaruskull:

rb-modblog:

french-miaou:

you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money

man you guys are way behind

crikey

straya

What is that picture?

Is there a new version of Monopoly out?

THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU…

monarchbaby: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is It’s buying 72 watermelons while not...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:16:31 -0400

monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:16:07 -0400

i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:15:51 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:12:11 -0400

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG